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Impromptu Weekend & BNL Goodness

What a random weekend!

Friday night, Jay noticed that the Barenaked Ladies posted this tweet:

This is a quick one twitterverse- ticket giveaway for London, ON show tomorrow night. Coming up in 10 minutes…
9:37 PM Apr 16th via TweetDeck

Followed by:

First 4 people to respond to this with #BnLLondon gets a pair of tix. Remember, you have 5 mins to reply to the DM sent to u if you won
9:46 PM Apr 16th via TweetDeck

Jay responded accordingly. He was the third person to answer and won the tickets! Slight problem though: the concert was in London, Ontario – a town seven hours away. It was also less than 24 hours away.

We checked the train schedule. There’d only be one train that would get us there on time to see the concert, and it would leave at 6:45AM. Since that meant we had to be up by 4AM to be able to bus to the train yard on time, we decided to skip over pesky sleeping. By this point, it was already midnight.

We got up at four and headed towards the train station. I was reminded of how pleasant it is to take the train. It took only a few minutes to obtain the tickets and board. The staff were courteous and genuinely appeared to enjoy their job.

For the Toronto-London leg of the trip, we sat at a group of four seats at the back of the cab that faced a table. We sat across from a man who was drunk off of mouthwash. He was listening to music on headphones, hitting the wall to the beats, occasionally sharing undecipherable lyrics to the world and throwing empty packs of cigarettes at me.

London is such a nice city. It has half the population of Ottawa, but it feels much more substantial. It’s clean and the drivers are nicer than the ones here.

Jay thought this comment was funny:
Hotelier: So you’ll have a room with two queens?
Me: Yes, but I’d like it to have one bed.

I was oblivious. Anywho, we went to pick up the tickets. They weren’t ready, but the kind girl at the box office agreed to call us when they would come in. We walked around, she called, and we got our tix.

The concert itself was great. First up was Joel Plaskett. These guys delivered a class act. They won a Juno the night of the show!

Next up was the Barenaked Ladies. These guys were the cherry on top. To be honest, I’m not a big fan of their music. The live performance, however, was just bloody fantastic. I can’t speak highly enough of their show, and this ranks among the best concerts I’ve ever seen.

The trip back the following day was interesting. The train lost power and stopped. The lights in our cab started to flicker, and then turned off. Then those of the cab in front started to flicker, and turned off. Meanwhile, the train still had wifi + a satellite connection, so we were able to watch the hockey game live off of a pirated stream while the engineers were running around.

The fun was short lasted, and the satcom died. The train was pitch black. In the end, we would arrive two hours later than scheduled. My friend, JT Alfons author of Surrogate Stars, gave me a lift back to my place, which was much appreciated.

Opera Web Browser

Bypassing Websense

Odds are, if ever you’ve worked in a corporate or institutional environment, you’ve run across this lovely screen:

For the employees who are censored by it, the filtering technologies provided by Websense can significantly hamper efforts to get the job done. Take for instance the more obscure compilation errors that arise when I’m developing software. I’ll instinctively Google the problem and find how others corrected similar issues.

Unfortunately, the more relevant a search result appears to be, the higher the chances that Websense will block the site. This means that I’ll have to spend even more time on less promising sites, wasting time that could have otherwise been spent doing actual coding.

I likewise remember the time that I was asked to design software that needed to communicate through a proxy. I went to look up the specifications of the proxy – but Websense filters all sites that were categorized as discussing the issue. In the end it was easier for me to use Wireshark and reverse engineer the packets from existing (closed source) software than it was for me to find documentation online.

Over time, I’ve developed tricks to bypass the filtering. I’ll share with you the easiest trick thus far: use the Opera web-browser. Opera is one of the big names out there, alongside Microsoft’s Internet Explorer and Mozilla’s Firefox. Primarily catering to the mobile browsing market, Opera has integrated a technology in their desktop software called “Opera Turbo.”

Essentially, using Turbo reroutes all traffic through Opera’s servers, where they compress the content and images to accelerate the web surfing experience for people with slow connections.  We can however use this to trick Websense. Because Websense filters by who you connect to, you aren’t censored: as far as it knows, you’re just constantly connected to Opera’s servers. It doesn’t censor Opera’s domains/subdomains, ergo, your web surfing proceeds unfiltered.

To enable Turbo, download and install Opera. It’s free.  Then, click on the Turbo button at the bottom of the browsing window (the green button):

That’s it! Your experience will be censorship-free.

LGBT Flag

Letter to my HR Department

Hi [HR Person],

I was reading through our Manulife insurance policy. This is the bit where the term “spouse” is defined:

“Spouse”, means an individual under the age of 70;

a) to whom you are legally married,
b) of the opposite sex with whom you have continuously cohabitated and who has been publicly represented as your spouse for a minimum of one (1) year immediately before a Loss is incurred under the Program.

I’m in a same-sex relationship. Thus, short of marrying my partner, he would never be covered by the policy under the current wording. For me, having a work place that will cover my partner and my (future) children is very important. It impacts my decision making process when I evaluate where I want to be in five years.

I thought the policy might be worded as such because the definition of common law unions in Ontario might itself be discriminatory. But nope, common law in Ontario extends to same-sex couples as well. Thus, this discrimination against my relationship is entirely Manulife’s – there is no federal or provincial law that imposes these policies unto them.

I would like for us to ask Manulife to correct their wording. This policy is discriminatory, and I know that I’m not the only person in this office that would benefit from the inclusion of gay and lesbian couples. That said, I wouldn’t want to push this issue at the expense of having Manulife reciprocate by removing this second clause entirely. My aim is to make things better, and ending up by making things worse would defeat the purpose.

Thank you,

- Julien


Update: I received this reply back:

Thanks for sharing this with me, Julien. Now is a good time to know these things bec we are in the process of all these [redacted]…will make sure this item is in the discussion agenda for future decisions.

Thanks and hopefully all these will be sorted out.

[HR Person]

I hope so too.

Wind Mobile Logo (Small)

Goodbye Rogers!

I switched cellphone carriers this past week from Rogers to Wind Mobile, finally putting an end to my relationship with the service provider.

I wasn’t a fan of Rogers. The problem was that there wasn’t any competition to switch to. The Canadian cell phone market was controlled by the big three: Rogers, Bell, and Telus. Together, they charged rates far beyond any of their international counterparts.

With investigations into their activities by the government, the big three decided to roll out discount service providers. Telus started up Koodo, Bell went into a joint venture and created Virgin Mobile, and Rogers acquired Fido.

The competition was purely illusory. The market was still controlled by the big three, and the prices were still high. Finally, there was a wind of change: through the actions of the CRTC and government intervention, outside competition was allowed in.

Three new, entirely independent, companies are now setting up shop in Canada. I switched to Wind Mobile, the first to be available in my area.

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LGBT Flag

*cough* fags *cough*

Those were the words of a twentysomething on the bus today as he passed me to disembark. I had my hands wrapped around my boyfriend and the man apparently took offense. Never you mind that he was himself displaying affection for his Gucci-clad girlfriend.

We get these sorts of comments more frequently than I care for. No one has the balls to say it in our face (with the exception of one gentleman* last week), but these comments are always vocalized in our presence. Loudly. Unmistakably for our ears.

My boyfriend has been out since he was 13, and has a thicker skin to these things. I don’t. It bothers me that such adversity still exists in a country as progressive as ours.

The odd thing is the age group of those that make comments. Older folks don’t care. Neither do kids. It always seems to be those in the 25-35 range that spurt out these idiotic remarks.

* Some friends may know him as the crazy homeless black man from the Market.

Protest in front of Marion Hall

Ann Coulter in Ottawa

Yesterday I went to go to the speech that Ann Coulter was giving here in Ottawa with my boyfriend. Unlike pretty much every single person I had talked to there, we had registered for the event. It was going to be awesome: we were going to witness extremist bigotry first hand. Unfortunately, the speech was canceled due to “security concerns.” Here’s how it all went down. More >

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Referrer of the Day

I had a neat referrer yesterday to the Rice Tea site. For those who don’t know, referrers are the address that a web browser was surfing on before they linked to your site. I keep track of these things for statistical purposes.

This was the referrer that stood out yesterday:

http://www.google.com.kw/search?num=100&hl=en&newwindow=1&safe=off&q=torrent+Rice+Tea+Julien+McArdle&meta=&aq=f&aqi=&aql=&oq=&gs_rfai=

In other words, someone tried to find a torrent of the book. Even though I distribute it for free on my site.

It could be that the visitor wanted to save me some bandwidth by getting the torrent instead. However, what’s much more likely is that the guy saw the book listed on the Wikipedia entry for Hacker, and wanted to grab a pirated copy – not realizing I’m already giving it away for free.

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Word frequency analysis and Justin Bieber

Pre-teen girls like Justin Bieber. I get that. Some music executive saw an opportunity for a new franchise and leapt on it. What’s rather unfortunate is that his fans also extend to the listeners of commercial radio.

I’m pretty tolerant when it comes to standing pop music. But even I have my limits. I had to walk out of a store today because they were playing his song “Baby.” How bad is it? Well, let’s do a bit of word frequency analysis.

The lyrics of the song consist of 280 words. Out of those:

  • 56 (20%) are the word “baby
  • 21 (7.5%) are the word “yeah

One out of every five words is “baby”. From a 15 year old kid. Being aired all throughout your shopping experience. Fun.

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Rice Tea Movie

Alright, so I’m a little behind on the script writing. This is a busy week, so we’ll see how much progress I achieve come next Sunday.

Like Docks, I’m striving to only write the script in a manner that I know can be shot. There are no explosions, etc. Unlike Docks, however, I don’t have outright access to the sets. With Docks, I worked out a deal to have access to the boats, kiosks, etc. that I needed. Everything I needed was right there.

With Rice Tea, things are a little different. I’ll need to work out deals with tons of different places, and that won’t be easy. Eh well – that’s what all of May and June will be for. You can download the script in its current form below.

Downloads:

Script, March 21 2010

Jay at Walmart

Walmart & Accusations of Shoplifting

Today my boyfriend and I went out to Walmart so that he could refill a prescription. It was a pretty warm day as far as the weather in March goes, so my significant other wore shorts. He also brought some jeans in his backpack just in case the temperature dropped.

The Walmart we went to is about an hour away by bus. Sure enough, when we get there, the wind picks up. So my boyfriend goes into the washroom to change into his warmer clothes while I go get some supplies. On my way back to the store’s pharmacy, I see a girl in the main aisle with a shirt that says “Security.” She’s talking to a man in shirt and tie, presumably some manager, and I overhear her say “It’s the one with the belt and the backpack – but she didn’t see him do it.”

I follow the manager as he walks to the prescription counter, where sure enough my boyfriend – studded belt, backpack, and all – is standing. The manager approaches my boyfriend and asks him if he was filling a prescription, to which my mate replied that he was. The manager talks to the girl behind the desk, and leaves.

Ten minutes later, the prescription is ready. The pharmacist calls out my boyfriend’s name. The girl at the desk runs back, hushes something in her ear, and comes back to us informing us that it’ll be another five minutes. Minutes pass. She gets a call – and informs us again that it will be another five minutes. Finally, half an hour later, she receives a call that gives her the go ahead: she calls out his name, and gives him the bag with $200 worth of meds.

Jay had been accused of shoplifting the Old Navy pants he was wearing. That much we know. We presume that the delay was the security person reviewing the footage, seeing if he had in fact picked up anything.

This delay caused us to miss our bus back, which was rather frustrating. As a “fuck you” to Walmart, we shopped around at other stores, and then came back to eat at their own McDonald’s.